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Nix nought nothing.
From English Fairy Tales, by Joseph Jacobs (coll. & ed.)
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Nix Nought Nothing began early next morning and tried to lave
the water with his pail, but the lake was never getting any less, and
he didn't know what to do; but the giant's daughter called on all the
fish in the sea to come and drink the water, and very soon they drank
it dry. When the giant saw the work done he was in a rage, and said:
"I've a worse job for you to-morrow; there is a tree, seven miles
high, and no branch on it, till you get to the top, and there is a
nest with seven eggs in it, and you must bring down all the eggs
without breaking one, or else I'll have you for my supper." At first
the giant's daughter did not know how to help Nix Nought Nothing; but
she cut off first her fingers and then her toes, and made steps of
them, and he clomb the tree and got all the eggs safe till he came
just to the bottom, and then one was broken. So they determined to run
away together and after the giant's daughter had tidied up her hair a
bit and got her magic flask they set out together as fast as they
And they hadn't got but three fields away when they looked
back and saw the giant walking along at top speed after them. "Quick,
quick," called out the giant's daughter, "take my comb from my hair
and throw it down." Nix Nought Nothing took her comb from her hair and
threw it down, and out of every one of its prongs there sprung up a
fine thick briar in the way of the giant. You may be sure it took him
a long time to work his way through the briar bush and by the time he
was well through Nix Nought Nothing and his sweetheart had run on a
tidy step away from him. But he soon came along after them and was
just like to catch 'em up when the giant's daughter called out to Nix
Nought Nothing, "Take my hair dagger and throw it down, quick, quick."
So Nix Nought Nothing threw down the hair dagger and out of it grew as
quick as lightning a thick hedge of sharp razors placed criss-cross.
The giant had to tread very cautiously to get through all this and
meanwhile the young lovers ran on, and on, and on, till they were
nearly out of sight.
But at last the giant was through, and it wasn't
long before he was like to catch them up. But just as he was
stretching out his hand to catch Nix Nought Nothing his daughter took
out her magic flask and dashed it on the ground. And as it broke out
of it welled a big, big wave that grew, and that grew, till it reached
the giant's waist and then his neck, and when it got to his head, he
was drowned dead, and dead, and dead indeed. So he goes out of the
But Nix Nought Nothing fled on till where do you think they came to?
Why, to near the castle of Nix Nought Nothing's father and mother. But
the giant's daughter was so weary that she couldn't move a step
further. So Nix Nought Nothing told her to wait there while he went
and found out a lodging for the night. And he went on towards the
lights of the castle, and on the way he came to the cottage of the
hen-wife whose boy had had his brains dashed out by the giant. Now she
knew Nix Nought Nothing in a moment, and hated him because he was the
cause of her son's death.
So when he asked his way to the castle she
put a spell upon him, and when he got to the castle, no sooner was he
let in than he fell down dead asleep upon a bench in the hall. The
king and queen tried all they could do to wake him up, but all in
vain. So the king promised that if any lady could wake him up she
should marry him. Meanwhile the giant's daughter was waiting and
waiting for him to come back. And she went up into a tree to watch for
him. The gardener's daughter, going to draw water in the well, saw the
shadow of the lady in the water and thought it was herself, and said;
"If I'm so bonny, if I'm so brave, why do you send me to draw water?"
So she threw down her pail and went to see if she could wed the
sleeping stranger. And she went to the hen-wife, who taught her an
unspelling catch which would keep Nix Nought Nothing awake as long as
the gardener's daughter liked.