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The man in the moon.
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Well, the Man in the--I mean the Man (but I nearly forgot what I have
just said)--the Man turned to the south and began walking briskly
along the road, for he had made up his mind to do as the alderman had
advised and travel to Norwich, that he might eat some of the famous
pease porridge that was made there. And finally, after a long and
tiresome journey, he reached the town and stopped at one of the first
houses he came to, for by this time he was very hungry indeed.
A good-looking woman answered his knock at the door, and he asked
"Is this the town of Norwich, madam?"
"Surely this is the town of Norwich," returned the woman.
"I came here to see if I could get some pease porridge," continued the
Man, "for I hear you make I the nicest porridge in the world in this
"That we do, sir," answered the woman, "and if you 'll step inside I
'll give you a bowl, for I have plenty in the house that is newly
So he thanked her and entered the house, and she asked,
"Will you have it hot or cold, sir?"
"Oh, cold, by all means," replied the Man, "for I detest anything hot
She soon brought him a bowl of cold pease porridge, and the Man was so
hungry that he took a big spoonful at once.
But no sooner had he put it into his mouth than he uttered a great
yell, and began dancing frantically about the room, for of course the
porridge that was cold to earth folk was hot to him, and the big
spoonful of cold pease porridge had burned his mouth to a blister!
"What 's the matter?" asked the woman.
"Matter!" screamed the Man; "why, your porridge is so hot it has
"Fiddlesticks!" she replied, "the porridge is quite cold."
"Try it yourself!" he cried. So she tried it and found it very cold
and pleasant. But the Man was so astonished to see her eat the
porridge that had blistered his own mouth that he became frightened
and ran out of the house and down the street as fast as he could go.
The policeman on the first corner saw him running, and promptly
arrested him, and he was marched off to the magistrate for trial.
"What is your name?" asked the magistrate.
"I have n't any," replied the Man; for of course as he was the only
Man in the Moon it was n't necessary he should have a name.
"Come, come, no nonsense!" said the magistrate, "you must have some
name. Who are you?"
"Why, I 'm the Man in the Moon."
"That 's rubbish!" said the magistrate, eyeing the prisoner severely,
"you may be a man, but you 're not in the moon-you 're in Norwich."
"That is true," answered the Man, who was quite bewildered by this
"And of course you must be called something," continued the
"Well, then," said the prisoner, "if I 'm not the Man in the Moon I
must be the Man out of the Moon; so call me that."
"Very good," replied the judge; "now, then, where did you come from?"
"Oh, you did, eh? How did you get here?"
"I slid down a moonbeam."
"Indeed! Well, what were you running for?"
"A woman gave me some cold pease porridge, and it burned my mouth."
The magistrate looked at him a moment in surprise, and then he said,
"This person is evidently crazy; so take him to the lunatic asylum and
keep him there."
This would surely have been the fate of the Man had there not been
present an old astronomer who had often looked at the moon through his
telescope, and so had discovered that what was hot on earth was cold
in the moon, and what was cold here was hot there; so he began to
think the Man had told the truth. Therefore he begged the magistrate
to wait a few minutes while he looked through his telescope to see if
the Man in the Moon was there. So, as it was now night, he fetched his
telescope and looked at the Moon,--and found there was no man in it at
"It seems to be true," said the astronomer, "that the Man has got out
of the Moon somehow or other. Let me look at your mouth, sir, and see
if it is really burned."
Then the Man opened his mouth, and everyone saw plainly it was burned
to a blister! Thereupon the magistrate begged his pardon for doubting
his word, and asked him what he would like to do next.
"I 'd like to get back to the Moon," said the Man, "for I do n't like
this earth of yours at all. The nights are too hot."
"Why, it 's quite cool this evening!" said the magistrate.
"I 'll tell you what we can do," remarked the astronomer; "there 's a
big balloon in town which belongs to the circus that came here last
summer, and was pawned for a board bill. We can inflate this balloon
and send the Man out of the Moon home in it."
"That 's a good idea," replied the judge. So the balloon was brought
and inflated, and the Man got into the basket and gave the word to let
go, and then the balloon mounted up into the sky in the direction of
The good people of Norwich stood on the earth and tipped back their
heads, and watched the balloon go higher and higher, until finally the
Man reached out and caught hold of the edge of the moon, and behold!
the next minute he was the Man in the Moon again!
After this adventure he was well contented to stay at home; and I 've
no doubt if you look through a telescope you will see him there to